2007 legislation concerning your greed

Just so you know, after I'm elected Mayor, I will introduce a luxury tax imposed on everyone who drives a SUV. Here's the process: Everyone who owns a SUV will have to spend 5 minutes in a public forum sharing their justification for owning one. I will provided a panel of folks who will take your logic, break it up and put it back together into the shallow reason it really is. You then have to write a check for $100 for every MPG under 30 your vehicle gets on the highway. This process occurs yearly.

Citizens who voted for me will have a generous 2 year grace period to allow for adequate introspection.